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From the deep corners of The Intranet...
Good Kitty!
A cat actually does something other
than sleep, eat, and take a bath. A cat calling 911 to save its owner,
bet it was past feeding time...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10663270/
Laser Beam Guns
It seems they have finally invented
phasor guns and blasters. What's next, lightsabers?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10805240/
Videogames
You can major in Gameboy if you know how to bullshit.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8820559
MTV
Don't like MTV? Neither do people that actually like music.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9067748/
Tsunami
I found the effects of the tsunami to be very interesting.
Incidentally, the impacts depicted in the article actually shifted the
earth's orbit by 1 inch.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9076807/
Starcraft
After many years of searching, I have found the remnants of Fuz
Kewlblade's Starcraft Newbie Quotes. The following two sites house
some of the best newbie quotes for Starcraft ever.
http://www.geocities.com/empireofsc2/newbiequotes.html
http://www.freewebs.com/hot-chaos/newbiequotes.htm
7-15-4
Canadian version of the State coins.
Yes, this really is going to be minted.
http://www.cnw.ca/fr/releases/archive/June2004/22/c7529.html
7-15-4
Every geeks fantasy becomes a reality,
aliens and repealed laws of physics not included...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2397756436&category=12605&ss
7-6-4
The
following is a post found on the MOTL (Magic Online Trading League) message
boards. Some of you may have checked out
The Vault at GenMay.com. It is a forum for
the stupidest ideas and posts on the internet. Without knowing what Magic:
The Gathering is, you should still realize the lack of thought presented
here. I firmly believe this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen
online, and I’m counting the guy that thinks the internet comes from 12
Russian satellites. I didn't archive the actual post before it
was purged however a friend saved the text from the post for me. I
recreated the post as much as I could and here it is:
Rahowa!
6-25-4
Random IM's are usually interesting. Especially
death threats from middle schoolers. These threats don't even make
sense. Blind you with death??
If you are this idiot, please send yourself to the islands where they
test nuclear weapons. This person wins the Idiot of the Week award.
Congratulations!
Joonson51: i hope
you fail
Joonson51: bitch
Joonson51: ill blind you with death
Joonson51: THE DARKLORD WILL DOMINATE YOU RIGHT NOW
Joonson51: BITCH
Joonson51: DIE
Joonson51: HOE
Joonson51: SLUT
Sigh... I miss the days when one could just use a prog
to destroy someone's AOL account when they IM you with things like that...
6-18-4
I urge you all to vote a 10 for this angel:
Vote Emily For Her Own Jones Soda Flavor
6-17-4
Terrible, hilarious, or both?
You decide for yourself.
http://www.expectnothing.com/pub/posts/attached/nooooo.jpg
6-17-4
OK, so there have been lots of talk in recent
years of terrorism; al-Qaida, Iraq, the Taliban, suicide bombers in Israel.
Bush has taken out much of many of the mentioned groups, but he has let one
group take a stranglehold inside America, eco-terrorists.
These guys set fire to a car dealership in California to make a
statement against car pollution. So let's get this straight: they are
against car pollution but are for burning buildings which creates smoke and
pollution and can release harmful toxins into the air. We've got some
real winners here...
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/2424844/detail.html
6-17-4
Another stupid eBay auction:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19115&item=5903317429&rd=1
Here are the MOTL price guide (which is based
on completed eBay auctions) results for Fork:
Card/Figure
Price StdDev Average High Low
Change Raw N
----
----- ------ -------
------- ------ ------
-----
Fork (A),
55.03, 18.46, 55.03, 73.50, 36.57,
0.01, 2
Fork (B),
43.87, 13.50, 42.15, 59.97, 10.50,
0.00, 10
Fork (RV),
6.08, 3.62, 6.57,
15.99, 1.00, -0.01, 198
Fork (U),
8.10, 2.82, 7.94,
14.00, 4.00, -0.00, 13
A revised Fork goes for about $6, the highest
one ever sold on eBay went for $15.99 and this is from close to 200 separate
auctions. Even high Alpha Forks don't come even close to the $100 "buy
it now."
6-12-4
eBay is a great place for finding hard to find
items. It is also a steaming pool of idiocy. This genius is
trying to sell 6th edition basic land for close to a dollar each. For
those of you that do not know anything about Magic: The Gathering, the
following auctions are the equivalent of trying to sell a penny for $1, plus
shipping:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19112&item=5903301677&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19112&item=5903301670&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19112&item=5903298848&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19112&item=5903298843&rd=1
This person is a candidate for idiot of the
year award. If he decides to put up similar auctions, look for him to
have a decent chance of placing in the top 3 idiots.
- Only the British would be so bold
and go where no man has gone before, gone pooping that is:
Amazing Space-Age Toilets
- A quick glance and this auction
looks decent enough. A Black Lotus for under $500 is usually pretty
good so $359 shipped seems like a steal. That is until you read the
details and find out that the guy is selling fakes and nowhere says that it
is real. Most likely these people are paying hundreds of dollars for a
basic land which is valued around $0.01.
e-Bay Idiots
- A picture says a thousand words...
This same person was proudly showing how he heckled the
Lakers when they were staying in nearby Birmingham, Michigan for the NBA
Finals. He also apparently said he hopes Kobe Bryant gets a head
injury and is retarded for the rest of his life. When someone told him
how terrible that is to say and do, he stated that that person is not a real
fan. So apparently real fans publicly annoy and taunt professionals
and then wish horrible things upon them. Interesting, eh?
Other Tales of Interest!
The Smoking Gun
Remember
Chain Letters?
Random Instant
Messages From People I Don't Know
MOTL Chat Room
Excerpts
Pictures from the internet:
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people on AIM Forum Error!
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