Message #1

catgirlp: hello
catgirlp: how are u?
catgirlp: hows senior life going?
WEEWEECOW: hi
catgirlp: hey
catgirlp: i am so excited about getting my lisense
catgirlp: hows senior life?
WEEWEECOW: the school aspect is easy
catgirlp: ah
WEEWEECOW: this may sound wierd, but do i know you?
catgirlp: yeah i met u at star theater
catgirlp: my names vicky
WEEWEECOW: when did we meet?
catgirlp: um....i think it was a few months ago
WEEWEECOW: are you sure it was me?
catgirlp: sry
catgirlp: computer kicked me off
WEEWEECOW: no problem
catgirlp signed on at 9:44:35 PM.
catgirlp: so u going to the dance on friday?
catgirlp: after the game?
WEEWEECOW: at groves?
catgirlp: yeah
WEEWEECOW: i might
WEEWEECOW: do you go to groves?
catgirlp: no
catgirlp: i go to seaholm
catgirlp: with all the other whities
WEEWEECOW: ok, so how'd you know about the thing after the game?
catgirlp: oh a friend of mine was talking about it
catgirlp: her name is pheobe higden
WEEWEECOW: allright
catgirlp: u know her?
WEEWEECOW: I know of her
catgirlp: ah
WEEWEECOW: so how'd you find out my screenname?
catgirlp: i found u in the buudy search thing
catgirlp: u know?
WEEWEECOW: oh, ok
catgirlp: i liked the  part where u said every girl should be treated like a princess
catgirlp: i was even wearing princess socks
catgirlp: so thats how ia m talking to u know
WEEWEECOW: ok, cool
catgirlp: yeah
catgirlp: what classes u taking?
WEEWEECOW: AP physics and BC Calculus
WEEWEECOW: you,(by the way, what grade are you in)?
catgirlp: oh i am a jenior
catgirlp: i mean
catgirlp: juinor
catgirlp: sry
catgirlp: i 'm not great at typing fast yet but i'm okay
WEEWEECOW: don't worry, neither am i
catgirlp: i can't wait till i get a yellow jeep
WEEWEECOW: you getting one soon?
catgirlp: it all depends
catgirlp: i have to get a  couple hundred more
WEEWEECOW: that should be cool when you get one
catgirlp: or i have to see how much a red convertible with a black cover on the front would be
catgirlp: yeah it should be awesome
WEEWEECOW: im still confused how we met, i don't remember at all
catgirlp: hehe
catgirlp: that okay
catgirlp: it was a while ago
catgirlp: all i remeber was i was at the star theater
WEEWEECOW: could you give me more details?
catgirlp: well, i think i was with one of my friends and we started laughing hard and people weer looking at us
catgirlp: so somehow we must bumbed into u when we were laughing or something i dunno
WEEWEECOW: do you remember exactly how long ago?
catgirlp: no, sry i'm not that good
catgirlp: it was a while ago
WEEWEECOW: extimate?
WEEWEECOW: estimate?
catgirlp: it must of been like 3rd quater last year some time
WEEWEECOW: do you know my name?
catgirlp: kevin
catgirlp: kevin bodalasomthing
WEEWEECOW: was there anyone else with me?
catgirlp: i don't know
catgirlp: i didn't think it was that important at the time
catgirlp: might of been ur brothers and a friend i dunno
catgirlp: so
catgirlp: u play any sports?
WEEWEECOW: not succesfully
catgirlp: hehe
WEEWEECOW: i run on the track team, but i am really bad
catgirlp: not on a team i guess
WEEWEECOW: i just enjoy the people
catgirlp: ah
catgirlp: whats the best time running the mile?
WEEWEECOW: dunno, i don't really remember times, probably 6:30 last time i timed
catgirlp: wow
catgirlp: thats pretty good
catgirlp: well i have to go now
WEEWEECOW: ok, bye
catgirlp: ttyl
catgirlp signed off at 10:08:43 PM.

Message #2

Manute3392: hey sexy
WEEWEECOW: hello
Manute3392: who is this
Manute3392: this is ryan
WEEWEECOW: which ryan, I know about 8
Manute3392: russe
WEEWEECOW: I dunno who you are, how did you get my ScreenName?
Manute3392: i know you!
Manute3392: i lived in kingwood
WEEWEECOW: where exactly is that?
Manute3392: hostuon
Manute3392: huston
WEEWEECOW: Sorry, I don't live anywhere near houston
Manute3392: well then how do i know you?
Manute3392: do you play magic like me?
WEEWEECOW: I used to play, i play every once in a while though
Manute3392: cool
Manute3392: me too
WEEWEECOW: how did you get my ScreenName
Manute3392: i don't know
Manute3392: i tought we were friends
WEEWEECOW: how could we be friends without ever having contact with one another?
Manute3392: i don'y know
WEEWEECOW: then why did you think we were friends?
Manute3392: b/c we are
WEEWEECOW: How old are you?
Manute3392: 15
WEEWEECOW: and how did we meet
Manute3392: i forgot
WEEWEECOW: What is my name?
Manute3392: i have no clue weeweecow?
Manute3392: well ur on my buddy list
WEEWEECOW: How long have I been on it?
Manute3392: no clue
WEEWEECOW: so you just randomly decided to IM me
Manute3392: yep
Manute3392 signed on at 2:36:44 PM.
WEEWEECOW: Do you randomly IM lots of people?
Manute3392: yeah is that a problem?
WEEWEECOW: not for me
WEEWEECOW: But how could we be friends without ever meeting or knowing  eachother
Manute3392: we can talk ya know..get closer
WEEWEECOW: perhaps, but you must have some idea of how long I have been on your buddy list
Manute3392: nope i just don't pay attention to stuff like that
WEEWEECOW: has it beena few days, months?
Manute3392: a few years i think
WEEWEECOW: and you have no idea how yo got it?
Manute3392: nope just appeared out of nowhere
Manute3392: either way lets talk...
WEEWEECOW: one last thing: "i lived in kingwood"
WEEWEECOW: where is that?
Manute3392: near houston..its in texas
WEEWEECOW: ok, so maybe you got my name in a chat room or something a while ago
Manute3392: GUESS IT WAS JUT IN CHATROOM...
Manute3392: haha
Manute3392: h
WEEWEECOW: yeah...
Manute3392: haha yep...
Manute3392: fine be that way
Manute3392: hahahahaha
WEEWEECOW: ???
Manute3392: talk to me baby
WEEWEECOW: uhh, ok, are you male or female?
Manute3392: male baby
WEEWEECOW: well i gotta go, it was interesting talking with you.

Message #3

starlight2660: hi
WEEWEECOW: hello
starlight2660 signed on at 1:20:17 PM.
WEEWEECOW: i gotta go, bye
starlight2660: bye

(This time I sent an IM first)
WEEWEECOW: Hello.
starlight2660: hi
starlight2660: how old are you
WEEWEECOW: 17
WEEWEECOW: you?
starlight2660: 14
WEEWEECOW: cool
starlight2660: ok
starlight2660: gtg
WEEWEECOW: later
starlight2660: my boyfriend is comeing
WEEWEECOW: awesome, have fun
starlight2660: bye
WEEWEECOW: Goodbye
starlight2660: bye

Message #4

DancerChick770: hey
WEEWEECOW: hello
DancerChick770: sorry wrong person
DancerChick770: bye

Message #5

Part #1

candygirlliz123: hey
WEEWEECOW: hello
candygirlliz123: i am ryans sisters friend
WEEWEECOW: which ryan?  I know quite a few
candygirlliz123: cahill
WEEWEECOW: ahh, that sheds some light
candygirlliz123: thats great
candygirlliz123 signed on at 5:58:22 PM.
WEEWEECOW: Well I'd love to stay and talk, but I have a football game to go to
candygirlliz123: groves?
WEEWEECOW: yeah
candygirlliz123: i was gunna go but im not
candygirlliz123: bye bye
WEEWEECOW: allright, take it easy
candygirlliz123: kaitlyn said u were a sped
candygirlliz123: bye
WEEWEECOW: interesting
candygirlliz123: d
candygirlliz123: d?
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
candygirlliz123 signed off at 6:37:47 PM.
candygirlliz123 signed on at 10:47:30 PM.
candygirlliz123: hola
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
candygirlliz123: hey
Auto response from WEEWEECOW: At the final High School football game of my life.  Go Groves! 5-3
WEEWEECOW: hello
candygirlliz123: hola
candygirlliz123: how was the game???
WEEWEECOW: great, we won 23-0
candygirlliz123: haha
candygirlliz123: y is ur sn weeweecow?
WEEWEECOW: i've had it for 6 years, its a name we used to call my dog
candygirlliz123: hahahahahahahahhaha
candygirlliz123: and y is it ur sn?
WEEWEECOW: It's all i could think of at the time
candygirlliz123: make a new one
WEEWEECOW: I still cant think of anything else
candygirlliz123: u a sped or somethn
candygirlliz123: something*
WEEWEECOW: i do not believe so
candygirlliz123: can u talk normal?
WEEWEECOW: yes
WEEWEECOW: interesting question by the way
candygirlliz123: u dont need to capitalize anything, and u say yea not yes
candygirlliz123: thanks?
candygirlliz123: i thought it up by myself
candygirlliz123: if ryan cahill on?
WEEWEECOW: no
WEEWEECOW: who are you again, and how did you get my screen name?
candygirlliz123: from ryan
candygirlliz123: and i am lizzie
WEEWEECOW: Ah, ok, well nice to meet you
candygirlliz123: u leavin?
WEEWEECOW: no, just stating a fact
candygirlliz123: oh...
candygirlliz123: ur in 10th grade right?
WEEWEECOW: senior
WEEWEECOW: and you?
candygirlliz123: 12th!!
candygirlliz123: im in 8th
candygirlliz123: i feel stupid
WEEWEECOW: You shouldn't feel stupid for that, its an honest mistake
candygirlliz123: no i feel stupid cuz i cant spell 4 crap and ur talkin like some... i dunno way smarter
WEEWEECOW: well i have a good 4 years on you
candygirlliz123: brb
WEEWEECOW: allrighty
candygirlliz123: back
WEEWEECOW: awesome
WEEWEECOW: so why did ryan give you my particular screen name
candygirlliz123: nivek amiga
WEEWEECOW: I do not understand
candygirlliz123: u mean i dont get it
candygirlliz123: haha
candygirlliz123: live a lil
WEEWEECOW: OK
WEEWEECOW: so what exactly do you mean?
candygirlliz123: talk slang
candygirlliz123: be ur self
WEEWEECOW: sure, if thats what you want
candygirlliz123: thats all i ask
candygirlliz123: so watz^?
WEEWEECOW: nothing really, after the game, a bunch of us went to starbucks and chilled there for an hours or so
candygirlliz123: lucky
candygirlliz123: no fair
candygirlliz123: i am stuck w/ a bucket of newyork icecream
WEEWEECOW: not too bad
WEEWEECOW: it wasn't to great though
candygirlliz123: just the coffee is
WEEWEECOW: eh, i'm not much on coffee
candygirlliz123: i'll brb
candygirlliz123: i am going to TP houses
WEEWEECOW: ok...
candygirlliz123: haha
WEEWEECOW: Well i gotta go, nice talking with you
Auto response from candygirlliz123: bye going to TP houses

Part #2

RoseZrRed592: I just saw that movie last weekend
WEEWEECOW: OK, first off, who are you, how did you get my ScreenName, what movie are you talking about, and why are you telling me?

WEEWEECOW: Just Wondering

RoseZrRed592: well liz jus told me 2 i/m you n say that

WEEWEECOW: who is liz?

RoseZrRed592: candygirlliz123

WEEWEECOW: Ah, I see

RoseZrRed592: whats ur name?

WEEWEECOW: Kevin

RoseZrRed592: oh you g2 groves

WEEWEECOW: Yeah, do you?

RoseZrRed592: No i g2 cov

RoseZrRed592: what grade ru in?

WEEWEECOW: 12th, you?WEEWEECOW: hey, sorry about that, my computer had problems
RoseZrRed592: oh iz k i understand my computer has issues too
WEEWEECOW: anyway, i believe we were discussing which grades we were in
RoseZrRed592: yeah
WEEWEECOW: i told you mine, so its your turn, if you wish to
RoseZrRed592: 7th
WEEWEECOW: cool, i how is that going for you?
RoseZrRed592: good, u
RoseZrRed592: did you go 2 berkshire or cov b4 groves?
WEEWEECOW: berkshire unfortunetely, I hated it there
RoseZrRed592: oh, i'm sry
RoseZrRed592: what happened there?
RoseZrRed592: brb
WEEWEECOW: ok
Auto response from RoseZrRed592: Hey people i'm umm not here soo i'll brb!~!
RoseZrRed592: back!
RoseZrRed592: soo y didn't you like it there?
WEEWEECOW: the teachers werent too great, they tried to control us with lots of stupid rules, the kids werent too nice to me
RoseZrRed592: oh, berkshire people really r n't nice 2 n e
RoseZrRed592: n e 1*
WEEWEECOW: n e 1*?
RoseZrRed592: anyone
WEEWEECOW: ah, i see
WEEWEECOW: i dunno if that is totally true, but they were quite mean to me
RoseZrRed592: well they r now
RoseZrRed592: like every1 has been switchin 2 my school cuz the berkshire kids r soo mean
WEEWEECOW: thats too bad
WEEWEECOW: i wish kids would be nicer to each other
RoseZrRed592: yeah
WEEWEECOW: I'm glad things are better at covington
RoseZrRed592: yeah
RoseZrRed592: yawn
WEEWEECOW: you bored?
RoseZrRed592: yeah!
WEEWEECOW: you should do something then!
RoseZrRed592: yeah, but theres nothin
RoseZrRed592: what elementry did you go 2?
WEEWEECOW: Walnut Lake
RoseZrRed592: oh
WEEWEECOW: you?
RoseZrRed592: greenfield
WEEWEECOW: some of my friends went there
RoseZrRed592: oh
WEEWEECOW: was it a good school?
RoseZrRed592: it was really easy
RoseZrRed592: the people there were mean though
WEEWEECOW: im sorry

RoseZrRed592: they were jus, lie really mean
WEEWEECOW: i know how it is, i went through it at walnut lake
RoseZrRed592: oh thats a different school district right?
WEEWEECOW: no, it's birmingham, it just closed after I left it
RoseZrRed592: oh
RoseZrRed592: where was it exactly?
WEEWEECOW: Walnut Lake and INkster
RoseZrRed592: oh! i know were that is...sorta
RoseZrRed592: hey! i jus noticed we got the same font!
WEEWEECOW: just different size and color

Part #3

WEEWEECOW: my luck couldn't get any possibly worse, trust me
RoseZrRed596: lol
WEEWEECOW: i appreciate the gesture though
RoseZrRed596: lol i jus did that 2 like 3 people
RoseZrRed596: don't talk like smarterchild!
RoseZrRed596: its bugging me
WEEWEECOW: sorry, i dunno what im doing wrong
RoseZrRed596: ur like all perfect
WEEWEECOW: sorry, i wasn't really aware
RoseZrRed596: again! there you go again
WEEWEECOW: so what should i do then?
RoseZrRed596: talk normal
WEEWEECOW: i am
RoseZrRed596: no like a pesron talks
RoseZrRed596: not all perfect
WEEWEECOW: uh\
RoseZrRed596: better

Message #6

beacon114: hi i love half-indian people now (sarah)
beacon114: kevin woo hoo
WEEWEECOW: what are you talking about?
beacon114: never met half-indians before, but they all went to groves
WEEWEECOW: im still confused
beacon114: ur dan's brother, right
beacon114: Jarrod's gone :-(
WEEWEECOW: yes..
beacon114: i like half-indians
WEEWEECOW: lax, i've never seen this side of you
beacon114: this is SARAH
beacon114: i'm a chick
beacon114: 34C (cuz lax told me to tell u)
WEEWEECOW: ohh, ok
WEEWEECOW: i dunno how to read those (34C)
beacon114: well
beacon114: its good
WEEWEECOW: alrighty
beacon114: it's lax again
WEEWEECOW: so why did you IM me again
beacon114: Sarah did
beacon114: she was talking to your brother
WEEWEECOW: ok
WEEWEECOW: that you lax?
beacon114: yeah
WEEWEECOW: ok, that was kinda wierd
beacon114: yeah, she's a strange girl
WEEWEECOW: i guess so
beacon114: REALLY STRANGE, but she's cool
WEEWEECOW: did she go to groves?
beacon114: no, troy
WEEWEECOW: ok, i see

Message #7

Cooolin13 (10:28:47 PM): what kind of a name is that?
WEEWEECOW (10:29:06 PM): what kind of person are you to ask?
Cooolin13 (10:29:22 PM): not a very nice 1
WEEWEECOW (10:29:49 PM): so how did you get my SN?
Cooolin13 (10:29:58 PM): weeweecow? i meen really mine isn't muc better but it is
Cooolin13 (10:30:07 PM): much*
Cooolin13 (10:30:34 PM): so y do u kare?
Cooolin13 signed off at 10:30:39 PM.
Cooolin13 signed on at 10:30:49 PM.
WEEWEECOW (10:31:10 PM): the real question is, why do you care?
Cooolin13 (10:31:18 PM): i don't
WEEWEECOW (10:32:02 PM): At least I ave an orginal name
Cooolin13 (10:32:27 PM): weeweecow it sounds really original
Cooolin13 (10:32:38 PM): it sounds so original it's stupid
WEEWEECOW (10:33:12 PM): Wow, nice insult, what are you, 12 years old?
Cooolin13 (10:33:24 PM): y do u care
WEEWEECOW (10:33:44 PM): because that is the tone you speak in
Cooolin13 (10:34:19 PM): of course i've mastered in the ways of making people think i'm young
WEEWEECOW (10:34:51 PM): yes, well very interesting and all
WEEWEECOW (10:35:09 PM): but unless you are a really hot girl, i don't really care
Cooolin13 (10:35:13 PM): of course it is
Cooolin13 (10:35:32 PM): sorry but i gotta go
Cooolin13 signed off at 10:35:37 PM.

Message #8

patchat90 (12:08:01 PM): HELLO
WEEWEECOW (12:08:06 PM): hi
patchat90 signed off at 12:08:22 PM.

Message #9

seemyskreenname (5:10:53 PM): hey stud
WEEWEECOW (5:11:09 PM): why hello
seemyskreenname (5:11:30 PM): whatcha doin
WEEWEECOW (5:13:55 PM): oh, just chilling
WEEWEECOW (5:13:57 PM): yourself?

Message #10

TheVampireScott (7:14:56 PM): every body know da white man don't be fuckin with the nigger man
WEEWEECOW (7:15:25 PM): fo sure
TheVampireScott signed on at 7:15:40 PM.
WEEWEECOW (7:19:27 PM): So...
WEEWEECOW (7:27:34 PM): why did you IM me?
WEEWEECOW (7:36:44 PM): it's rather strange to randomly IM someone and then not respond
WEEWEECOW (7:52:05 PM): well?
TheVampireScott (7:52:15 PM): who are you?
WEEWEECOW (7:52:47 PM): you are the one that randomly IMed me, who are you?
TheVampireScott signed off at 7:53:00 PM.